Sunday, August 20, 2006

The Question

I know, I don't write this blog on Sundays, but I have been doing so for the last few weeks, but I figured that Sunday is a good day to write about the question no one seems to have an answer for, and yes I'm prepared for the hate mail to follow.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I ask you only to look at it from a different angle. What if I were to tell you that a chicken is one eggs way of making more eggs? Does this solve the question?

Now I ask you which came first, God or Man? Who invented whom?


Blogger Syd said...

I hate you.

Because now I'm craving an omelet

7:42 PM  
Anonymous gearhead said...

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8:04 PM

10:14 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Syd, two things I really love about you is your love for food and your love for TV. You are the ultimate wife. K is so lucky.

And I see I got Gearhead to delete his own inflamitory comments before writing them. Copy an paste that line any time you are about to the deep end and it will save me time. I owe you a beer, dude.

7:35 AM  

Advocates of colonic irrigation products of dubious benefit use scarelore like the examples quoted above to indict the American "goo and glue" diet and validate their claim that the practice is a safe and effective means of curing a variety of ailments by purging the body of all sorts of sludge and toxins. Vegetarian groups employ this horror story to demonstrate that a meat-based diet is both unnatural and unhealthy for human beings. Hence stories circulate about alleged post-mortem discoveries that celebrities (such as John Wayne and Elvis Presley) who epitomized the "meat and potatoes" diet, gluttony, or other negative eating habits had some tremendous amount (40, 60, or even 80 pounds) of "impacted fecal matter" or "impacted feces" lodged in their
intestines. I think statistics will show something was propogated inside.

1:09 AM  

Mostly like a man-child or a good AC-DC Album

1:10 AM  
Blogger KOOLAIDDRINKINKID said... it was that guy...

2:39 AM  

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