There was a day when you would be thought insane if you thought that someone would actually buy a bottle of water. One day the world just went crazy. I decided it was time to expose the industry so I saved up plastic bottles and cleaned them with bleach water and removed their labels. I refilled the bottles with tap water and I put a new label on the bottles that said:
Water for People with
More Money Than Brains
It gives me great joy to see bottled water companies finally admitting that they've been selling people tap water the whole time.