Adornment

I once proposed a design for ear rings to a jeweler friend of mine. I wanted her to make a pair of ear rings that looked like ears. Dangling from each lobe would be what looked like another set of ears. It would be reflective of when people who wore glasses would be called “four-eyes” and those with ear jewelry could be called “four-ears.” Though I don’t know why, my suggestion was met with deaf ears, pun intended.

I went on to think about having nose rings and studs look like snots. Facial piercing jewelry could be made to look like hairy moles. While we are at it how about flesh toned tattoos?