Happy?
OK, I'm a lazy rat bastard for posting this rather than writing today, but this is so good I couldn't pass it up. Click Onion Story for the full report.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 4:00 AM
Thursday, March 12, 2009
OK, I'm a lazy rat bastard for posting this rather than writing today, but this is so good I couldn't pass it up. Click Onion Story for the full report.
9 Comments:
That could lower the homicide rate drastically. I think someone has been spiking my coffee with it lately, tho.
OMG, I loved that! There are several people I would like to give it too, though.
Rev, you are NOT one of them. Switch to tea or something
I suspect you were the brains (and the funding) behind this new wonder drug!
Any side-effects noted? (Not that I plan on taking it – or need it.)
That cracked me up all most as much as Moosehead's line to the cop yesterday. Thanks Guy
That was hilarious! I was actually fired from Intel for my "happy and light personality". No shit, that's what the HR person said in my "exit interview". I have also set up three couples who ended up getting married...to each other of course :) BUT, there are people who think I am a TOTAL BITCH...but I think it's because I don't have that filter in my brain that keeps me from saying what I think. Oh well, it would bother me...if I cared :) Those people who write for the Onion sure are talented!
old dial-up wouldn't let me load it.......loopy
Loopy I hope it's still around when you upgrade.
I don't check in with the Onion often enough. I really should because I'm running out of things to write about. I need some adventures.
Sometimes when I'm at work I look around to see if The Onions' writers are lurking around looking for material. Other times I'm keeping an eye out in case Alfred Hitchcock or Stephen King are doing a walk-on.
And no, I'm not switching to tea, Auntie-poo. T'would dull the keen edge of my razor sharp caffeine induced wit.
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