Thursday, March 12, 2009


OK, I'm a lazy rat bastard for posting this rather than writing today, but this is so good I couldn't pass it up. Click Onion Story for the full report.


Blogger darev2005 said...

That could lower the homicide rate drastically. I think someone has been spiking my coffee with it lately, tho.

5:57 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

OMG, I loved that! There are several people I would like to give it too, though.

Rev, you are NOT one of them. Switch to tea or something

6:53 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I suspect you were the brains (and the funding) behind this new wonder drug!
Any side-effects noted? (Not that I plan on taking it – or need it.)

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That cracked me up all most as much as Moosehead's line to the cop yesterday. Thanks Guy

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Ginger said...

That was hilarious! I was actually fired from Intel for my "happy and light personality". No shit, that's what the HR person said in my "exit interview". I have also set up three couples who ended up getting each other of course :) BUT, there are people who think I am a TOTAL BITCH...but I think it's because I don't have that filter in my brain that keeps me from saying what I think. Oh well, it would bother me...if I cared :) Those people who write for the Onion sure are talented!

12:53 PM  
Blogger loopymamain06 said...

old dial-up wouldn't let me load it.......loopy

7:56 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Loopy I hope it's still around when you upgrade.

I don't check in with the Onion often enough. I really should because I'm running out of things to write about. I need some adventures.

10:04 PM  
Blogger darev2005 said...

Sometimes when I'm at work I look around to see if The Onions' writers are lurking around looking for material. Other times I'm keeping an eye out in case Alfred Hitchcock or Stephen King are doing a walk-on.

8:00 AM  
Blogger darev2005 said...

And no, I'm not switching to tea, Auntie-poo. T'would dull the keen edge of my razor sharp caffeine induced wit.

8:01 AM  

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