Excuses for Auntie

Here are ten excuses that Auntie L can use when she’s too lazy to post a blog article:

10. She though of how sad bag pipes make her and was too bummed to write.
9. Her new ISP isn’t set up yet and the Scorcher is closed on Mondays.
8. She woke up early and was obsessed with the idea of a kip to the point of being unable to write.
7. Her very large cat was sleeping on the key board and couldn't be moved.
6. Her meds kicked in and she’s got nothing to complain about.
5. She was too busy replying to e-mail.
4. Was evidently totally distracted by corresponding with her new BFF that posting slipped both their minds for the week.
3. She actually did post, but thought better of it and deleted it, again.
2. She couldn’t find her glow in the dark St. Isidore statue.
1. She wanted to conserve electrons.