Sick Day XXVII
I am sick of Chemists. I have yet to meet a chemist that wasn’t a know-it-all and generally disagreeable. This goes for anyone in the chemical industry. On the surface they seem nice, but under that veneer beats the heart of a full-time rat bastard, ass pain. That’s all I have on that subject.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 4:00 AM
12 Comments:
Then I guess it's a good thing I've never met a chemist.
They can't be as bad as physical therapists. They take intense glee in not only hurting you but making you hurt yourself. I suspect that was where the government put all the ex-nazis that they wanted to hide.
Oooooh, watch out, next month it will be phlebotomists or something like that. You are running out of things to hate, aren't you? Admit it !
In England a "chemist" is what we call a pharmacist. So if you're sick of chemists, maybe a chemist can give you something to fix that. ;-)
I am not sure I have ever met/socialized w/a person who claims to be a chemist...or a pharmacist for that matter. Did you recently have some sort of a run in w/one recently? I tend to piss off those who think they know it all :)
my best chemistry:
2 vicodin
2 shots crown royal
1 16oz full sail amber
that was then but this is now:
my closely guarded wood stain:
1/3 gram orange
1/3 gram yellow
1/3 gram(heavy) dark brown
better living through chemistry and yes, i am the know.
All I can say is that "Like Likes Like." It is no different than cops, actors, artists, farmers... Chemists just ended in my cross hairs this time.
and where do you find these charming upchuck graphics? i swear, between you and syd this morning, i'm close to having life imitate art... : P
So true, you can rarely make a good friend out of a chemist or any scientist, really aren't they all a bunch of ... pretentious nuts?
Dalia, that's what sick days are all about.
Anon, 10-4 on that.
The thing about that is.... in order to be a really good chemist, scientist, astronomer, etc... you have to be kind of a fanatic. Goes the same way with doctors, lawyers, sports professionals, whatever. In order to be really good at things like that, you have to be so incredibly focused on what it is that you do that mundane things like people and social skills are often left by the wayside.
That's probably the sanest thing I will say all week. Enjoy.
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