Monday, December 01, 2008

Sick Day XXVII


I am sick of Chemists. I have yet to meet a chemist that wasn’t a know-it-all and generally disagreeable. This goes for anyone in the chemical industry. On the surface they seem nice, but under that veneer beats the heart of a full-time rat bastard, ass pain. That’s all I have on that subject.

11 Comments:

Blogger Donna said...

Then I guess it's a good thing I've never met a chemist.

4:04 AM  
Blogger darev2005 said...

They can't be as bad as physical therapists. They take intense glee in not only hurting you but making you hurt yourself. I suspect that was where the government put all the ex-nazis that they wanted to hide.

4:21 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

Oooooh, watch out, next month it will be phlebotomists or something like that. You are running out of things to hate, aren't you? Admit it !

7:14 AM  
Blogger richpix said...

In England a "chemist" is what we call a pharmacist. So if you're sick of chemists, maybe a chemist can give you something to fix that. ;-)

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Ginger said...

I am not sure I have ever met/socialized w/a person who claims to be a chemist...or a pharmacist for that matter. Did you recently have some sort of a run in w/one recently? I tend to piss off those who think they know it all :)

1:10 PM  
Anonymous g said...

my best chemistry:
2 vicodin
2 shots crown royal
1 16oz full sail amber

that was then but this is now:
my closely guarded wood stain:
1/3 gram orange
1/3 gram yellow
1/3 gram(heavy) dark brown

better living through chemistry and yes, i am the know.

8:34 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

All I can say is that "Like Likes Like." It is no different than cops, actors, artists, farmers... Chemists just ended in my cross hairs this time.

5:20 AM  
Blogger dalia said...

and where do you find these charming upchuck graphics? i swear, between you and syd this morning, i'm close to having life imitate art... : P

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true, you can rarely make a good friend out of a chemist or any scientist, really aren't they all a bunch of ... pretentious nuts?

5:04 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Dalia, that's what sick days are all about.

Anon, 10-4 on that.

4:30 AM  
Blogger darev2005 said...

The thing about that is.... in order to be a really good chemist, scientist, astronomer, etc... you have to be kind of a fanatic. Goes the same way with doctors, lawyers, sports professionals, whatever. In order to be really good at things like that, you have to be so incredibly focused on what it is that you do that mundane things like people and social skills are often left by the wayside.

That's probably the sanest thing I will say all week. Enjoy.

6:49 AM  

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