God and Santa
God and Santa seem to have a lot in common.
With God, if you are good you get to go to heaven. With Santa you get presents. If you are bad with God you are sent to hell, with Santa you get coal in your stocking. With God, if you aren’t baptized you go to Limbo, with Santa, if you don’t believe you get passed over like the Jews.
So maybe God and Santa are one and the same. They are never seen at the same place at the same time (they are never seen). God has a son, but no wife and Santa has a wife but no children. I’m suspicious. I will close with a quote from G.K Chesterton, “The eye with which God I see is the same eye with which God sees me.”
(Yes, I am still an Atheist, but I figured I’d throw a bone to the believers out there.)