Memes
Sure, I’ve been accused of counter social behavior before. People even expect it of me and I try not to disappoint. Yet still I occasionally get tagged by someone who wants me to do a Meme on my blog, like I’m Mr. Sunshine and Lollypops.
If you are unfamiliar with Memes, they are a list of questions that a blogger gets to answer and post on their blog. Some are pretty funny, but on this blog I don’t do blog links, I don’t tell people who I am and most of all I don’t do Memes. So if you insist on sending me Memes, I will first insist you answer and post the Meme below, and then I’ll consider doing your Meme…maybe. (But probably not.)
Have you ever purged?
Have you ever puked on someone?
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Have you ever paid for sex?
What was the most expensive thing you ever stole?
What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever done?
What do you feel most guilty for?
If you had to kill yourself, how would you do it?
Have you ever had sex with a boss?
Have you ever masturbated at work?
Have you ever had a STD?
How many people would you kill if you could get away with it?
What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever swallowed?
There now, stop sending me Memes. Bastards, rat bastards...
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 6:14 AM
17 Comments:
That should take care of THAT. OMG, hahahahahaha
Hmm. Interesting meme. Even more interesting as to what it reveals about your "inquiring mind." You are definitely not Mr. Sunshine and Lollypops.
Syd, I dare you to send it to some of your readers ; )
Beth, I don't really want to know these things about anyone, it is simply a list of questions that would make most people uncomfortable about answering inpublica. Hence if they won't do my meme, I don't have to do theirs. Frankly I'm surprised that you and Syd even commented on it. I figured no one would touch this post with a 10 foot pole. It's akin to the creepy guy who gets on the plane and you hope they don't sit next to you.
Gee, I wonder who she send it to.
Have you ever purged? No. Though I have tried and it's just not something I can pull off.
Have you ever puked on someone? Yes, probably in high school or college.
Have you ever been paid for sex? No.
Have you ever paid for sex? No, not directly.
What was the most expensive thing you ever stole? I switched tags on the Sunshine Family doll set when I was 10. It was probably a $9 difference.
What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever done? Hmm. When I was little I'd cup my farts and pass them on to my brother. That's pretty digusting.
What do you feel most guilty for? Not being the nicest I could have been to the mother of a roommate who was killed in a car accident.
If you had to kill yourself, how would you do it? Sleeping pills.
Have you ever had sex with a boss? No, but I was the boss.
If so, ever at work? Yes.
Have you ever masturbated at work? No.
Have you ever had a STD? Yes.
How many people would you kill if you could get away with it? None. I couldn't live with the guilt.
What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever swallowed? Kangaroo?
I take it I can send all of my memes your way now, right?
-Lelo
Damn, Lelo. I was about to bust you for answering this anonymously. You ruined my fun by signing it.
And of course I would send this to Zoe... and SassyFemme. Because I want some really dirty answers. LOL
Well, being an STD-free virgin (rare, I know) who has never stolen anything, purged, or puked on anyone (beyond infancy), I don't think my answers would be much fun. And if someone sends me one more meme asking my "full name, age, height, favorite color, and what I'm wearing" again, I'm going to have to start whackin' people.
I do find a certain joy in responding with "pirate answers" though.
For example:
"Have you ever had sex with a boss?" I am the boss o' this ship!
"How many people would you kill if you could get away with it?" What says I don't get away with it, landlubbers?
"What is the most disgusting thing you've ever swallowed?" ...let's jus' say there was rum before an' after, an' that's all I'm sayin'.
hahahahahahahaha
HA! That's awesome.
And for the record, I don't believe I have ever tried to tag you with a meme. So Pfptpfptpfpth.
Guy - why not ask if any of us have ever masturbated to a photo of Walter Kronkite and his pet sheep and then purged, stolen something very expensive and gone out and paid for sex?
What's up with the photo anyway?
Dang you guys, that was a meme not a youyou, I didn't post it for you to answer, and no Lelo, the point of this was to stop those who have sent me memes, you know who you are, ya bastards...
He's back! Now there's the Guy we have all come to know and love. I was getting worried there with all the blogs about cooking,bird watching, figure skating and horseshit.
My email account seperates the spam from the good.
I just delete the worthless spam first thing every morning.
Then, I read my e-mail and listen to the birds sing.
OK, now for my proper reply, I was real busy yesterday, and I threw up that post because I felt everyone would ignore it.
Syd you sent it to people? Man you are rough on your friends.(Fell free to through in some anal guestions for Sassy as you see fit)
Zoe, ignore her...it's OK
Lelo, I should have asked questions that involved a purple wig.
Jaggy the pirate...too freakin funny, Arrrrr.
No Mel, and I wouldn't call you a rat bastard if you had. I simply would have ignored you ; )
Auntie L, that was just one photo I came across, and I thought, "Damn that photo leaves me with a lot of questions. I think it needs to be blogged." If Walter dies this year as the death pool predicts, I will use it again.
Moosehead, I don't think I've written about horseshit yet, but believe me I have lots to say on that topic. As for being back, I was just sweetening up the blog for all the Canadians who now visit on a daily basis. Don't want to frighten anyone away, eh?
Gearhead, I don't get spam on the blog email account, just criticism and meme tags.
You've been "sweetening up the blog for all the Canadians...???"
I'm insulted. I think.
Well...maybe not horseshit per se but the smell of it.
Hell - sweetening up? We like it raw up here like Tukaluk (the Eskimo peeping tom) likes his blubber!
You're right Moosehead, I'd forgotten about it already. That's why I blog, to get things out of my head so I can move on. I don't even want to know about the blubber.
Yes, Beth, I'm guilty. All these Canadian flags show up on my counter so I did tone it down a bit and make it a bit more civil, only venting on my Sick Day posts. I haven't even gone off on religion lately. Damn, I must get back to who I really am. Thanks for the Northern encouragement...
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