Cave Men
There are so many things to speculate about regarding the lives of the primitive humans. I can come up with theories on just about every aspect of their lives, but one thing I can’t figure out is how they trimmed their toe nails.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 5:58 AM
9 Comments:
Why they probably took off their socks and birkenstocks and trimmed them with a pointy stick, of course.
Sorry Guy, I couldnt resist. Anyway I know that Moosehead would have beaten me to this one!
They chewed them off, of course! I know it's possible, because I saw a grandchild doing it.
As a scientist and blogger, I cannot help but comment on this post. Mr. Guy, WTF have you been eating? I mean... what possessed you to come up with this post?! You crack me up!
In an effort to inform (and shamelessly promote), I actually studied human evolution to a large degree for my undergrad degree. This link is for my paper about early humans.
And that toe nail thing is a very pressing issue.
Actually, I'm wondering (worrying?) about your theories on, "just about every aspect of their lives."
Now that would make for some interesting (crazy?) reading.
Auntie, I think Moose is hanging back for a while.
Donna, that is if they stayed limber, most people past the age of five can't chew their toe nails.
Jaggy, it says nothing about nail trimming. Not you have a reason to get your masters degree. Primative grooming...
Beth, what would you like me to explore?
The paper doesn't say anything about hominids trimming their toe nails, no... I'm not sure that information was relevant to my class, but it would have made a great introduction. Maybe next time. I have plenty of reasons to get an M.S. I just don't have the money or motivation.
You wish...Beth knows how to take a joke and knows that it was all in jest... before you went and got deep. How was I to resist? Besides, I've got a two seater car - never mind that it has been in storage for many years - I still got it.
This internet dating thing has gotten pretty hectic. High demand for smartassed French bottomed guys. I no longer crave karma - I now crave being added to favorites lists. Wouldn't you like to see my profile... you wish. Damn, it's good!
I think because food scarcity was such a problem, they chewed each other's off.
We should ask the Geico guy. He'd know.
So professional manicurist was actually the first and oldest profession, not prostitution?
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