Saturday, March 31, 2007

Cave Men

There are so many things to speculate about regarding the lives of the primitive humans. I can come up with theories on just about every aspect of their lives, but one thing I can’t figure out is how they trimmed their toe nails.


Anonymous Auntie said...

Why they probably took off their socks and birkenstocks and trimmed them with a pointy stick, of course.

Sorry Guy, I couldnt resist. Anyway I know that Moosehead would have beaten me to this one!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Donna said...

They chewed them off, of course! I know it's possible, because I saw a grandchild doing it.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Jaggy said...

As a scientist and blogger, I cannot help but comment on this post. Mr. Guy, WTF have you been eating? I mean... what possessed you to come up with this post?! You crack me up!

In an effort to inform (and shamelessly promote), I actually studied human evolution to a large degree for my undergrad degree. This link is for my paper about early humans.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

And that toe nail thing is a very pressing issue.
Actually, I'm wondering (worrying?) about your theories on, "just about every aspect of their lives."
Now that would make for some interesting (crazy?) reading.

10:58 AM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Auntie, I think Moose is hanging back for a while.

Donna, that is if they stayed limber, most people past the age of five can't chew their toe nails.

Jaggy, it says nothing about nail trimming. Not you have a reason to get your masters degree. Primative grooming...

Beth, what would you like me to explore?

12:35 PM  
Blogger Jaggy said...

The paper doesn't say anything about hominids trimming their toe nails, no... I'm not sure that information was relevant to my class, but it would have made a great introduction. Maybe next time. I have plenty of reasons to get an M.S. I just don't have the money or motivation.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Moosehead said...

You wish...Beth knows how to take a joke and knows that it was all in jest... before you went and got deep. How was I to resist? Besides, I've got a two seater car - never mind that it has been in storage for many years - I still got it.
This internet dating thing has gotten pretty hectic. High demand for smartassed French bottomed guys. I no longer crave karma - I now crave being added to favorites lists. Wouldn't you like to see my profile... you wish. Damn, it's good!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Mom of Three said...

I think because food scarcity was such a problem, they chewed each other's off.

We should ask the Geico guy. He'd know.

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

So professional manicurist was actually the first and oldest profession, not prostitution?

10:12 PM  

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