Sunday, April 29, 2007

Eternal Toothpaste

How is it you can get a new tube of toothpaste and use it all in a couple months? Though it seems all squeezed out you can still keep it going for at least another three weeks. I’ve got that going on right now. I’m on my third week on a used up tube and the paste keeps coming. It’s miracle tooth paste. Maybe I should sell it on e-bay.


Blogger Auntie said...

OMG, Guy. I think I see the BVM in the crinkles on the tube. There's your miracle. Better get THAT on e-bay.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I confess - I would never last that long with the squeezing since I'm the only one who bothers doing it. Drives me crazy.
Let us know how long the miracle lasts.
(Kind of like the loaves and the fish, huh? Maybe?)

6:35 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

Holy Hell! It's fishes and loaves all over again.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Sharon said...

Um, yeah, the reason it lasts so long is they're trying to make up for all the air they pump in the tube to make it look full to begin with.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Mom of Three said...

I think Willy Wonka came up with toothpaste that does that. You use it to brush after you've had the everlasting gobstopper.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous gearhead said...

More importantly, what is in this stuff???!!!!
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't want to sound like some lefty, tree-huggin, vedgy hippy.
But why do we blindly purchace stuff like this and expose our body to it?
If a "patch" can cure many ailments, what effect do we incur from other exposure like tooth past or deoderant?

9:21 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Good point, Sharon.

Mo3, I've never seen Willie Wonka. Amazing, huh?

Gearhead, it's baking soda tooth paste. I will agree with you on the deoderant. That is some evil shit.

6:00 AM  
Anonymous Bruce Bills said...

That could be an "endless toothpaste from hammer space!" You could make a fortune out of that!. Just look at how squeezed up the tube is! It's almost, like… paper thin. Your dentist should see that.

8:09 AM  

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