Sunday, June 24, 2007

Plumbing How Comes

How come no one ever has a urinal in their house?

How come hotel rooms have bath tubs? Does anyone ever take a bath in a hotel?

How come people call them Hot Water Heaters? Shouldn’t they just be “Water heaters” because you take cold water and make it hot, not taking hot water and making it hotter.


Blogger Beth said...

No lid/cover on urinals to cover the mess. (I live with males.)

6:56 AM  
Anonymous TH said...

Another Plumbing question...

Why do they call it taking a dump when you're really leaving a dump?

7:31 AM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

No woman in the world would allow a urinal in her house. Have you seen those things and their aftermath?

7:55 AM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Beth and Lori it seems like it would be easier to keep clean since there is less surface. Also toilet seats could be kept in the down position.
Now a piss trough is disgusting.

TH that is a blog article onto itself, all the words we use to describe the act of leaving a dump. It would be a fitting end to your recent DA series ; )

8:32 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

This post and the responses has me laughing so hard I don't know what to say.

I am speechless.

I am without speech.

Thanks Guy!

11:15 AM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

It is all in the name of public service...

12:08 PM  
Blogger Mike S said...

My friend put one in his cellar workroom when he built his house. It lasted about 3 months before his wife had him take it out, as no matter how he cleaned it, she could smell it, or so she claimed. I think she was just envious. hehehe:)

2:21 PM  
Blogger Mom of Three said...

If you recall, Slave Hubby damn near put a urinal in our bath. Reference his site, last year. He actually will get one when we add a bath. I promised. Silly me.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous gearhead said...

Real men set down on a toilet to urinate in civilized society.
A few years back, my office was packed with factory floor staff during a break, having a rowdy debate about this.
In the end, we took a vote.
Frankly, my observation was that the guys that insist on standing while urinating into a toilet, are the knuckleheads of this world.
No matter how careful you are or how good aim, you still make a mess.
Who do you suppose cleans up the mess? The Knotthead, or his wife?
Case closed.
Unless it is an unsanitary toilet, one should be seated, male or female.
And, for God's sake; wash your friggin hands afterward!!!!

5:57 PM  
Blogger Mike S said...

Gearhead, as a fellow sitter, I agree. As anyone who has ever had to clean up the head on a small vessel will tell ya, sitting is for smart folks, standing is for your shipmate with a death wish:)

10:40 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Mo3, I have to meet this guy.

Gearhead and Mike, always the voices of reason. So men are now classified as pointers or setters. That's cool.

BTW Gearhead, your yahoo account is not accepting my emails to you.

5:47 AM  
Blogger Amaya said...

Urinals stink, plus it's just one more thing to clean.
It depends on how nice the hotel is, whether people will take baths or not. If it's a really nice hotel, I definitely take baths. Soak up all the luxury.
Good point about the hot water heaters. Kind of redundant.

11:36 AM  

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