Well, I Never...!
Because Beth brought it up after I wrote this article Things I Haven't Done, I feel obligated to expose other things I have not done, but this time the things are not of a sexual nature.
I have never killed anyone or attempted to kill anyone. I have never been in a fist fight. I have never served in the military. I have never been without health, auto, or homeowners insurance. I have never colored my hair, nor have I been pierced or tattooed. I have never attempted suicide.
I have never been to another continent. I have never ridden in a Rolls Royce or a Bently. I've never ridden on a cow.
I have not been to a movie theater in the last three years. ( I know the previous item isn’t something I’ve never done, but I’m proud of my three-year avoidance.)
I have never joined a fraternal or a service organization. I never do anything or go anywhere without an exit strategy or an excuse to leave in an instant.