You Want Money For What?
OK I’m pissed. Twice this month I’ve had friends get in touch with me to tell me that they are intending to adopt a baby and they asked me for my financial support. WTF? You want to adopt a baby and you are begging for money to do so? What does that say about your skills of providing for your family? If you can’t afford to adopt a kid on your then you shouldn’t adopt a kid. What the hell makes you think you have the resources to continue rearing this child, if you can’t afford the down payment? More ironic is that they are asking me…someone who doesn’t even like children. You’d have a better chance of getting money from me for you gambling addiction or your 20/20, Night Train habit.
Now as for adoption agencies charging so much for this baby brokering, I think people should boycott you until you have so many babies on your hands that you will pay people to take them, you rat bastards.
Now, I know the biological clock it ticking, and you love feathering the nest and you think that having a child will equal more love in your life but damn, get a puppy and get over it.