Sick Day XXXVI
I’m sick of women that are more into their boobs then men are. What’s the obsession? Are you so insecure that you find it necessary to constantly expose your cleavage for all to either leer at or avoid looking at all together? It’s not as sexy as you think. Please keep your udders to yourself.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 4:00 AM
14 Comments:
Just pity them. They have nothing else to be proud of. There's a corollary: The bigger the breasts and the more they show, the smaller their lives actually are. Same thing with body builders. Sad, really.
Ha! I knew when you did your woman rant it wouldn't apply to me! Thanks for proving me right.
Fashion comes and goes...but boobs are always "in"!
and are less invasive when left 'in'. It is really annoying having to make sure not to look 'there' when speaking to someone. It's like they have a huge huge wart on their nose and you just want to look away for their sake (I am a woman so have no interest in oggling) and you wonder WHY would they want to let their udders show? Yes....they must be bored and wanting attention (unless it is accidental which it may be in some cases)
They will be sorry when they get sun damage in their cleavage area
Whoa there! No cleavage?
We might have to yank your Honorary Lesbian Card.
Aaaah, let those dogs out and let'em run free....They're an important part of human evolution and to suggest they are somehow unwelcome or should be unseen is ridiculous. It's just as much part of life on earth as the individuals who own them.
Little girls with big boobs learn early on that cleavage wields a lot of power. Higher grades, more dates, cooler jobs - all signs of success in the teen world. It continues to pay off after high school so why change?
While it's not fair to say that women with big boobs and deep cleavage are stupid, many do not have to cultivate anything further than a stellar fashion sense and the ability to walk in heels. Those of us less endowed look like circus monkeys next to boobistas and are quickly disregarded by the male dominated world. Smart, skilled women continued to be ridiculed.
So, um, this is a monster the male population created. If you want to tame it, you need to reign in your own species.
Ha ha! You are now losing your 'card.'
Darev, it can be grotesque.
Donna, other than the religious angle you have absolutely nothing to worry about on my sick days.
Anon, that's where they should be, in.
Anon,Yes, it is uncomfortable to avoid them. Maybe I should just stare at them and make the other person uncomfortable.
Trop, there is an appropriate time and place for cleavage. A check-out person at the grocery store in not one of them.
Hugh, so are ball sacks. Would you like to see them hanging out everywhere?
Quandlequeen, Yet you seem to have done very well without that endowment. You found a mate that isn't drawn to lures.
Auntie, what are you wearing? ; )
Yeah, but Guy... at least I don't try to convert you. And I'm not going to do the Thanksgiving "thankfuls" every day for a month like I did last year. I even drove myself nuts with that.
Donna, you are fine in my book. You keep it to yourself very well and I will read what ever you write, but that doesn't mean I won't be picking on religion ever again.
I won't take it personally. Never have.
Fail!
...ball sacks. Would you like to see them hanging out everywhere?
Uh, not really but I'm a hetro male and not hardwired to focus on male anatomy-females, on the other hand, are and I doubt the majority of them don't find that particular male area easy to avoid looking at when the opportunity presents itself. It's just the way we are
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