Guns and Hoses
I have a dear friend who seems to be obsessed with guns. No I’m not going to scold her because I used to be the same way. I don’t know what turned the gun switch on for me when I was a kid, but by the age of 18 I owned some serious firepower. From flint locks to WWII weapons, handguns to shot guns.
I didn’t come from a gun family. We did have an LC Smith 12 gauge that my uncle left to my mother when he died. It sat in a case in the closet until I was old enough to use it.
One day in my early 20’s I came to realize that I’ve never done anything good with a gun. I wasn’t even sure it was possible to do anything good with a gun. Also, I have never been in a situation where a gun would have come in handy.
As for hunting, the expense of getting free meat was pretty expensive and the meat was never that good. Venison is dry and grey. Rabbits and squirrels are rodents. Birds are generally small and you have to constantly remove shot while eating them.
So one day I gave all my guns away and I haven’t looked back. Thinking back I should have destroyed them all.
Oddly I now spend more time in the woods than I did when I hunted. I see bow hunters earnestly hunting and I respect that, but those who hunt with guns out here never get out of their trucks. They drive the logging roads looking for prey. You lazy bastards! Is that what you call hunting? Those are the only times I wish I had a gun so I could shoot out your tires, and get you to hunt the way you are supposed to. Maybe if they had to do it the way they were supposed to, they wouldn’t do it at all, and that would be fine with me. Fewer assholes with loaded weapons would make the world a better place.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 6:09 AM
12 Comments:
A tradionalists friend of mine wanted to borrow my gun to shoot a bird for its feathers...i said..."if I was God, I would have armed the animals."...he said..."does that mean no?"
I'm curious to what your definition of "Traditionalists" is. If it's what I'm thinking they usually have lots of guns within an arms reach (unintended pun).
One can find amazing feathers at a sporting shop that sells supplies for making fishing lures. Some fabric shops have feathers as well.
Kool, Dude, don't you sleep? I opened my mail this morning and saw a dozen replies to archived articles. Either you love to write or it's mushroom season in Oregon again.
Either way, welcome to Astoria Rust.
I don't know if there is such a thing as a good gun.
Eeewww...poetry, at least he has smartass written in all his stuff.
Now, seriously, you should be writing your blog. Get to work.
Guy
OK Dude, you are rambling incoherently now. Knock off the shrooms.
koolaid
Are you OK? Sounds like you are tripping on something.
PS: you don't make any sense!
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Ahh, Syd, you aren't an asshole. I'd actually hire you to protect me.
We have guns and bows and nothing has been kilt even when we lived in the middle of the forest. I am a Buddhist and a vegetarian, so it's up to hubby to kill, but I do love to use the bow for targets in the backyard.
He spent all this money on fishing stuff this year and my daughter was the only one who caught two fish.
This article, by the way, was not intended to be an anti gun article, but more of an anti asshole with guns article. The reason I gave up gun ownership was an concept that came to me as I moved away from my youth into a world of my own chosing which did not have room for weapons or what they represent to many.
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