Saturday, August 25, 2007

The Dreamers


Women seem to have the most vivid dreams. I know that I dream but I rarely ever remember them, but I’ve known several women who can wake up and go on for hours describing the dreams they’ve had. They get into quantum realities that I wish I could venture into.

Women seem to be guaranteed several hours of visions and travels every night and I just wake up remembering nothing exotic. I go about my day just as I did the day before. I feel cheated.

16 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

Look on the bright side.
You don't remember nightmares/bad dreams.

5:09 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

I don't remember anything exotic in the morning. Erotic, now that's a whole different story.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

I'm with Zoe. Those I tend to remember.

7:33 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

Guy, this is hilarious because I just came from telling someone all about my dream last night and then read this post! Don't feel cheated, you have other talents, I am sure, that we would all be jealous of.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

PS, LOVE the photo.

8:26 AM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Beth, I would be happy to remember nightmares as well. It's just like having only women allowed to watch movies, I feel like I'm missing something. I enjoy being entertained by thoughts and I'm being deprived of 8 hours of memories every night.

Zoe and Lori...see, I'm missing out on that, too. Just not fair...

Auntie, now if I only live long enough to discover what that is and have time to enjoy it.

10:11 AM  
Blogger Auntie said...

You will and you will.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Mike S said...

Guy, does this mean I've undergone a sex change without knowing it?:)

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Moosehead said...

While on the subject of sleep and women and why I love women over 45. A woman over 45 will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you what you were thinking or dreaming. The reason? Just because... they don't give a damn!

3:29 PM  
Blogger Auntie said...

Amen, Moosehead. And I ain't quite 45 yet.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

Well, I am over 45 and if you or any guy were in my bed moosehead...well...that would never happen! Except perhaps in a dream...and perhaps then I'd need a lot more therapy.

Guy - I meant to say something about the photo. Excellent choice. For so many reasons.

6:28 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Mike, dude, you're Native American, you use dream catchers...

Moose, they just don't want to know what "YOU" are thinking. Frightening...

Laurie, even if Wanda introduced you to him? So you and Auntie see through my subliminal photo, eh? Great minds...

10:13 PM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

Guy, especially if Wanda introduced me to him.

7:16 AM  
Blogger Syd said...

Funny you mention this. I had a dream about you the other night...

11:04 AM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

..Syd, dish...what is Guy like in a dream?

4:42 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Probably moody and quiet, just like my real life.

4:47 PM  

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