Poaching Big Game

I have a friend who tells this story and swears it’s true:

He went hunting with some friends who were taking their elderly father out for what was to be his last deer hunting expedition. Unfortunately when they woke up from camp in the morning they found that their father had died in his sleep.

They were out in the middle of nowhere, so they place their father in a game bag and placed him in the back of the pickup truck and drove him to town where there was a phone in a local diner. As one brother called the State Police the others sat down and ordered breakfast.

When the police arrived they all went out to the truck, but the game bag was missing. Someone had stolen what they thought was a deer in a game bag. What an interesting surprise that person must have had when they opened the bag.