Saturday, August 18, 2007

Poaching Big Game

I have a friend who tells this story and swears it’s true:

He went hunting with some friends who were taking their elderly father out for what was to be his last deer hunting expedition. Unfortunately when they woke up from camp in the morning they found that their father had died in his sleep.

They were out in the middle of nowhere, so they place their father in a game bag and placed him in the back of the pickup truck and drove him to town where there was a phone in a local diner. As one brother called the State Police the others sat down and ordered breakfast.

When the police arrived they all went out to the truck, but the game bag was missing. Someone had stolen what they thought was a deer in a game bag. What an interesting surprise that person must have had when they opened the bag.


Blogger Auntie said...

Thats just damn creepin' me out, Guy. And you know that's hard to do.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Mom of Three said...

Jesus Jones! Did they get Daddy back????

9:06 PM  
Blogger Mike S said...

Guy, if ya get spare time, check out the Feb 2007 entry in my blog:)

10:01 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Auntie, come on, that wasn't that bad.

Mo3, I didn't want to know. The story was best left where it was. Kind of like a Zen Koan. They are best left where they are left.

Mike, Great story! I do need
to go back and read all of your archives one day. what were the transport coffins like? What are they made of?

5:59 AM  
Blogger Mike S said...

It varied with the "customer". Different Funeral Homes used different types, although most were just plain wood, like in the Western movies of old:)

12:28 PM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

Now, THAT was funny.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Amaya said...

Serves them right.

2:59 PM  

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