Monday, April 07, 2008

Sick Day XX

I am sick of slack jawed, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, gap toothed, Flipper laughing, patchouli stinking window lickers. Have I missed anything? Oh, and I'm sick of all things Oprah as well.


Blogger Auntie said...

Lame sick day post - except for the Oprah. The photo is lacking too, sorry to say.

You do have some blockage, don't you.

5:48 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I don't know what a window licker is - but they certainly sound strange.
(And I don't watch Oprah.)

6:28 AM  
Blogger Hahn at Home said...

You don't ascribe to the church of Oprah Be Thy Name?

I was wondering when people would catch on.

Auntie doesn't cut you a break, does she? I like that about her.

6:52 AM  
Blogger Donna said...

We agree on Oprah. She thinks so highly of herself, it would make anybody sick.

7:40 AM  
Blogger Chantel said...

Yeah, sorry. My family has had it for three weeks. Rinse sinuses regularly with saline to prevent sinus infection.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What part of "stay out of warrington" dont you understand guy?

Hey, and stay off of Oprah, too.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Maybe when you're better you can vist mammy. You're probably just staying home to watch Dr. Phil. I'm convinced he has a mangina.

10:36 AM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Auntie, how dare you?

Beth, visualize someone licking a window and you'll know who I mean.

Lori, you're siding with Auntie? They are turning on me. I better take some time off.

Donna, between the book club, the show, Dr Phil McGraw, the Obama campaign, the Give Away. There is way too much of her to go around.

Chantel, tell me you haven't been licking windows.

Anon, "Warrington"...that is funny on so many levels.

K-K-K-K Herb, Oddly I have never met Mammy. Not only does your sister criticize my writing, but she won't even introduce me to her. I'm getting little respect from her these days. She probably knows that if I ever did become her pappy, she's be the first in the wood shed with a switch.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous denise said...

Damn, those are some harsh comments. Oddly the worst seem to always be anonymous, what's with that?

12:09 PM  
Blogger Mike S said...

I hope you spent at least part of the day disinfecting the airwaves! They seem to have some sort of political infection on them:)

2:50 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Denise, I don't have a problem with the Anonymous folks no matter what they have to say. Funny thing is that everyone has a writing fingerprint and you can generally figure out who they are after a while. More importantly I encourage folks to say what they wish.

Mike, it was just a rant, not really focused at anyone in particular, just those who fit the description.

By the way, for those of you who are new here, when I post a sick day I'm not really sick. It's just a monthly purge that I try to do on the first Monday of the month. The fact is that I've been pretty content lately and I've missed three or four months since last Fall. The thing I did about begging for money to adopt a baby was going to be the rant this month, but I was too pissed off so I posted it early which left this lame (according to Auntie) post.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Mom of Three said...

Dammit, Guy! You forgot the paste eaters! You gotta hate the paste eaters. Though they're usually also the window lickers.

11:50 PM  

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