Burn
I was finishing my roofing project on Monday. It went well, but I felt a pain in my back when I was going to bed on Monday night. It wasn’t muscle pain, but rather skin pain. I looked at my back in the full-length mirror and I had a major sun burn on my lower back where my T-shirt rode up whenever I bent over. Sadly, I even had sun burn on my butt crack. Now that wasn’t pretty in the least.
posted by The Guy Who Writes This at 4:00 AM
13 Comments:
Thank you for sharing ALL the locations of your sun burn. Nice visual.
Use Aloe.
hey? you've got one HOT ASS.
hehe
guy, you have white-man's ass, which means it ain't there.
Hence, how could there be a crack?
Oooooh. Owie. Ouch. Yikes.
Hee hee heee!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
You know...this post is worth nothing without pictures.
Tango, please....some of us on the West Coast are still consuming our morning meal....
mmhhh....you never know...he might have the most beautiful butt crack you've ever seen. :)
So now we know what really burns your ass.
Beth, I happy to share with you ; )
Irish, it looks like Montgomery Burns with color.
Pam, if it weren't there it would look really weird.
Darev, only when I put pressure on it.
Tango, you have to know that quote is going to come back and bite you in the ass.
Auntie, eating at 9:03? That lunch time for me.
Tango, Auntie would love to see my butt crack, though she's never told me so. Also, you may be interested, Auntie just bought a Toaster!
Rich, that and a fire this high.
And I thought that butt crack was a plumber's domain. Had a sink problem one time that after some nagging from the ex, I decided to fix myself. The ex headed out for some shopping and I got down to it. About halfway through, I get beyond my capacities and call a plumber to finish the job. Rather than watch the guy do it which usually costs more, I head out to the shop to do some work. Meanwhile, the ex gets back and sees this butt sticking out from below the sink, thinks it's mine and sneaks up behind, reaches for a squeeze of the the pride and joy while saying "who's family jewels are these?" Well...chummy plumber's head recoils upward hitting the sink and knocks him out cold. Guess I shoulda stuck around - the bill was high anyway...
Moose
Yay for toasters. Everyone should have one.
LOL....Moose!!!
how did i miss this post about toasted plumber's bum?
LOL
that's hilarious!
toasted plumber's bum... might be good with blackberry jam?
har har
womp womp...
Yeah, womp, womp,
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