New Facebook Game for Astorians
This game will knock the snot out of FarmVille and all the other "Villes" out there. It will be called FlavelVille. It will be a game of sustenance where one inherits property and abandons it, but not totally. You see how long your structures will last in the elements while not paying your property taxes. You borrow money from old family friends to pay the taxes and never pay them back. They place liens on the property and you borrow from other friends and don't pay them back. You pay your bills with stolen motel towels.
Occasionally you get thrown in jail for stabbing someone or going after people with a hatchet, but this only sets you back five-hundred towels which you easily make up by favorable stories in the Astorian and the New Yorker.
FlavelVille is the ultimate on-line game for Facebook users. Rack up those points quickly because you know the tax collector, creditors, family friends, police and supporters are constantly on your heels seeking their due.
Yes, friends you will be in for generations of fun with this new Facebook game. Who needs Mafia Wars when you can play FlavelVille!