Ain't Right On The Head

I'm into symmetry. I do my best to make sure the buttons on my shirt line up with the belt and the zipper on my pants. I like to see that my shoes and tires wear evenly. I like things to be balanced, however I have a balance problem that hits me at the core. When ever I ride my horse my wife complains that my saddle is crooked. While I feel centered it's obviously true, a crooked saddle stands out for someone viewing from behind. I do all I can by readjusting it and changing the length of the stirrups, but nothing ever seems to work.

My next problem is with my head. During the rainy season I usually wear a hat when I'm outdoors. I have a couple baseball caps and one stylish full-brimmed hat. They all feel comfortable when I put them on, however whenever I see myself in a reflection the center of my hats are always off to one side. I'll straighten it but as I do the comfort lessens.

So maybe all those people that wear their hats to the side or to the back all have wonky heads as well. I have a new appreciation for them, yet I guess I should be happy my head is only slightly wonky.