A Vulgar Art
I’ve altered many of the words and phrases in this post because I don’t want to attract people that are searching for those words and phrases for purposes of gratification.
I find it interesting how creative English speakers are about coming up with vulgar statements and phrases. Many have been around forever and I can imagine that when a new one comes out the first person to utter the word combination just knows they’ve struck lexiconic gold.
Tango and I were recently discussing douche bags (hot water bottles). Douche bag sounds so insulting, but what could be more soothing than a bottle filled with hot water.
Heather loves the phrase F**K Face I asked her if in her mind does the term mean someone that has a face that looks like genitalia, or a face that has too much sexual remnants or someone that is sporting an orgasmic look; the O Face. She defined it as someone beyond being a dumb ass.
Dumb ass it a term all on its own with many meanings. It literally means a mule or donkey that cannot speak. Having known mule owners, silent mules would make one part of life much nicer.
A** Hole is more degrading to the anus than to a person being called such. You can pierce a cheek and then you have a hole in your ass, but an anus is a complex thing that probably has saved each one us from embarrassment on a daily basis. A little respect for anatomy please.
C**K sucker is a term that is homophobia at its worst.
D**K head is something you just have to visualize and shake you head at
As you all know Rat Bastard is my favorite term. I know it is pale in comparison to what you folks like to say, but to me I think Rat Bastard is just Swell.