A Better Answer

Saint Valentines Day honors the patron saint of pedophilia, look it up, really. On this day I'm sure that many men will be taking their wives and girl friends out for dinner and will be faced with the question while dressing, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

Here's the reality, as couples age women often get bigger butts and men get smaller butts. So you can lie and say no, or you can be honest which will make her self conscience and ruin her night, or you can be creative and say, "Your butt looks fine, but those pants seem too small. Good luck with which ever answer you choose.

And ladies, please stop asking that question. You know very well what your butts look like. Don't be picking fights with open ended questions. If we had an issue with your butt we would have brought it up in a time of our own temporary stupidity. You are fine, really. Now go out and have fun.