Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Death Pool 2013

This is the 7th Annual Astoria Rust Death Pool.  Last years predictions were correct only twice out of thirteen contestants; Dick Clark and Etta James.  With no further adieu here the list for 2013:

Margaret Thatcher
Petula Clark
Stephen Hawkings
Hugo Chavez
Nancy Reagan
Michael Douglas
Judy Collins
Don Imus
George H.W. Bush
Nelson Mandela
Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis
Daniel Day Lewis
Yoko Ono
Ross Perot
Ariel Sharon


Blogger Auntie said...

Wow, you've got some plausible "contestants" there. And a Lewis Trifecta to boot! Good luck (is that wrong to say that?)

7:11 AM  
Blogger Allison Wunderland said...

Willard Mitt Romney

John Boehner

Mitch McConnell

Paul Ryan

Sean Hannity

Bill O'Reilly

Rush Limbaugh

-- Or perhaps this isn't a "wish list" ???

Allison Wunderland lives in culturally constipated Claptrap County . . . Assholia to put a finer point on it. And Allison is on FaceBite, NOT female, and not 107 yrs. old. Don't believe anything listed as bio on Zuckerbooger's media.

Why is it the "kaptcha" images are fuggin' IMPOSSIBLE to read?

2:04 PM  
Blogger The Guy Who Writes This said...

Auntie, The Lewis names were on sale, so I got all three.

Allison, I'd add the Koch Brothers and Rupert.

As for FaceBite, I have no idea why anyone would want to use their real name there. Crazy shit...

8:27 PM  
Blogger Allison Wunderland said...

Yeah, FaceBite . . . local barista babe here posts on her FB page . . . (I swear to gawd!): "I get off here at 3 Cups in 30 min. Then I'm meeting (her B/F, name redacted here) at Ft. George. Here's my cell #, give me a call and we'll get together." -- AND, she has her real name, AND her real photo, romping in the surf in a skimpy, posted on FB.

-- Like there are no stalkers, perverts, or pedophiles in Assholia!

3:48 PM  

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